There’s just so much there

If you pay attention to the news, you heard yesterday that Dick Cheney had some heart problems, something with an irregular beat. If you pay attention to the news, you’ll know that an irregular beat for Cheney is more than twice an hour. (ba-dum-bum!)

Still, doctors were able to summon the Dark Forces of Hell and resuscitate the lump of coal mined from the Mountian of Souless Beings that dwells within Cheney’s chest. So don’t worry, kiddies Satan’s Head Minion Among the Living is back at work.

Yay.

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