If lovin’ you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…

God help me, but I love me some Hickory Farms Turkey Summer Sausage. I don’t know why. It’s not entirely healthy, it does funny things to my belly and the chemical taste should just end it right there. None of that stuff can stop me from consuming two sticks in a day. Let’s put it this way: I’d rather my kids starve than share one thin slice of Summer Sausage with them. HAHA…I said “rather”. They do love it too. So much so that I have to buy 4 sticks at a time. Forced too, I am! I remember one year, someone gave me a footlong stick for my birthday. I thought I had died and gone to heaven.

Now get this: My husband talks crap about it all the time. “How can you eat that stuff?”, “It’s so sugary!”, “It can’t be healthy to eat 36oz of meat in less than a day.” Blah, blah, blah…in the next breath it’s “Can I have some?”

NO!

Just wanted to share joy and glory of the Turkey Stick. It’s my Little Pink Sock.

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2 thoughts on “If lovin’ you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…

  1. O ebon goddess of beauty and wisdom, that shit’ll kill ya. I’ve lost 25 lbs doing little more than not eating stuff like that.

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  2. I know…that’s why I only indulge from Nov. to Dec. I used to buy one stick a day, but that was not doing happy things to my tummy. So now, I’m down to once a week. I couldn’t imagine eating anything like that all year long. I’d be as big as the Goodyear Blimp!

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