I walked in the bathroom to see him cleaning. When Adrian cleans, that sometimes means I have to reclean. So, I see him cleaning the mirror and I said, “I hope you’re not…”, he turned and said mockingly, “Oh be quiet with your second-guessing BS.” (this is because he always second guesses everything I do, even though he denies it). I looked at him, then watched him take the bug spray, spray it on the paper towel start to clean the mirror.
I said, “See. I was about to say: ‘I hope you’re not using the bug spray to clean.’, but I then saw the glass cleaner there and assumed…”
“Oh shit! I am using the bug spray! I wonder how long I’ve been using that to clean?”, he yelped. He did a quit survey around the room. “Oh well, at least there won’t be any bugs.”.