Britney Spears’ Baby Sister’s Baby

I don’t care. Yesterday, I saw a few links and thought, “Oh who gives a rats ass?” How the hell is this newsworthy (that means any celebrity pregnancy…I certainly don’t recall having a full page article about me when I got knocked up….pfffft.)? Because she’s 16? BFD? 16 year olds get knocked up all the time. Hell, I got friends who got knocked up at 16. That doesn’t make it newsworthy.

Sigh…

I opened the newspaper this morning and saw another article. YAWN…my eyes kept moving to the right, then yanked back to the article. Why? Because my mind registered this:

A Christian publisher said on Wednesday it has called off a parenting book written by Lynne Spears — the mother of troubled pop star Britney Spears and her pregnant 16-year-old sister, .

Yep…coffee out my nose all over my paper and smoke. I laughed so loud, I had the neighborhood dogs howling. Did you read it?

A Christian publisher said on Wednesday it has called off a parenting book written by Lynne Spears — the mother of troubled pop star Britney Spears and her pregnant 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn.

It wouldn’t surprise me if this same Christian publisher was working with Mark Foley on a book on how to stay connected with teens in the Internet age.

Yeah…consider me completely amused.

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