Oh noes! You made Gomer cry

You got big dreams?
You want fame?
Well fame is tough!
And right here is where you start paying…and sweat!
~Debbie Allen as Lydia Grant in the Fame intro

You’re crying?
There’s no crying!
There’s no crying in baseball!
~Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own (the only role of his besides that in Bosom Buddies and Joe vs. the Volcano that didn’t completely make you want to stab yourself in the eye with a spiny yet blunt object made out of lead dipped in asbestos.)

Sometimes the bahr gets you.
And sometimes you get the bahr…
~Sam Elliot as The Stranger in The Big Lebowski

You hear that Gomer ? Suck it up!

Here some whine-liners from Gomer Huckabee

“Everything but the kitchen sink is being thrown at me,” the Republican leader in Iowa polls complained at nearly every stop. “If the only thing some of these candidates have to run on is what’s wrong with somebody else, they must not have much of a platform to talk about.”

“I’ve been attacked pretty brutally recently, in part because I had the audacity to say that I really do believe that we are one nation under God,” Huckabee said at a midday event. He was referring to flak he’s taken from independent groups — not candidates — for running an ad invoking the birth of Christ.

At one stop Thursday, Huckabee told an audience that the flood of “dishonest and desperate” criticisms were akin to candidates taking a hammer to his kneecaps.

Oh. Zing.

Y A W N…

Wake me when he stops crying.