Duncan Hunter has finally dropped this charade he called a campaign. Whoo-hoo! The GOP field has gotten rid of their craziest racists (save Ron Paul). Why are ours winning primaries?
Okay, that was a little mean. But you know you laughed.
“We thought we’d do much better in Nevada, but the numbers weren’t there,” said campaign spokesman Bob Bevill. “We were not able to get any traction.”
Translation: We know there some crazy-ass racists in them thar hills and we thought we’d skeer up some votes. We, uh, forgot they were separatist too.