ELECTION ’08: What the GOP debate taught me

  • Romney and McCain really don’t like each other.
  • McCain is a petty, bitter old man and can’t possibly answer a question without taking a cheap jab at Romney.
  • Huckabee is a crybaby.  He couldn’t answer a questions without whining about not being asked questions.
  • Romney still looks like a 70s sportscaster.  That fugly tie he wore tonight didn’t help.
  • Ron Paul can’t possibly talk like a human.  He’s a Yeller.
  • The Reagan Library is a hideous piece of work.  Not that LA is known for it’s wonderful architecture, but places like that is why.
  • Zombie Reagan got fucked again by the 4 remaining candidates.
  • McCain seems not to understand that Reagan is dead, as he spoke of Reagan in the present tense.  A lot.
  • CNN (where my comments to Political Ticker have been completely discarded) does not have hosts who know how to do debates.
  • Bill Schneider’s (of Political Ticker) liveblog of the debates was an exercise in media bias.  It was clear that he doesn’t like McCain or Romney and entered posts saying that he didn’t understand their answers.  Maybe Schneider’s an idiot.  Oh wait.  Schneider’s a Huckabee fan.  Which clearly makes him a idiot.
  • John McCain can’t ever be president, his voice puts me to sleep. He sounds like he’s babbling about something you don’t care about, so you tune out.  I think that’s why people vote for him.  They just hear what they want to hear, but not everything he actually said.
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3 thoughts on “ELECTION ’08: What the GOP debate taught me

  1. I agree with you: [“McCain is a petty, bitter old man and can’t possibly answer a question without taking a cheap jab at Romney.”] & [“John McCain can’t ever be president, his voice puts me to sleep. He sounds like he’s babbling about something you don’t care about, so you tune out. “]

    Really though… McCain has received several votes… but WHY!? Really!?

    What makes me the most upset is that McCain won’t own up to his false attack (Proven by SEVERAL sources and media) against Romney.

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  2. And it was pretty pathetic watching him being called on it, and then trying to weasel out of it by saying, “I guess it’s open to interpretation.” No it isn’t! You’re a liar, McCain!

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  3. Andy and I are having coffee with (our laptops) each other this morning . . . and I say, “Here’s an example of why I love FabooMama’s blog – here’s how she mocks the Republicans for canonizing Reagan – are you ready? because it might gross you out? – ‘Zombie Reagan got fucked again by the 4 remaining candidates.'” It was our first big laugh of the day.
    Thanks, Fab!

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