McCain sex scandal?

When I first read about it, I kind of threw up in my mouth.  That’s just nasty.  I read the article and there’s nothing there, so yawn.  And I don’t ever want to think about McCain’s dick.

On the other hand, at least it’s a different kind of scandal for a Republican.  It’s a hetero-scandal.  That’s refreshing and puts the Straight Talk Express in a new light.